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Bonjour de Papeete,



This is a long one with tales of storms, islands, and

battles with sea monsters.



When I last wrote we were in the Marquesas, getting

ready to leave for the Tuamotus, the archipelago of

over 100 atolls lying between the Marquesas and the

Society islands (Tahiti et al). We had a nice passage

of five days; making slow progress, but in beautiful

conditions.



We decided while we were in the Marquesas that we were

going to make a grand effort to get off the beaten

path in the Tuamotus. Supposedly the Tuamotus are

where one may still encounter unspoiled Polynesian

peoples. Over 100 boats passed through the Marquesas

this year, most of whom would stop at two or three of

the more commonly visited atolls in the northern

Tuamotus. A friend in the Marquesas recommended the

atoll of Raroia, to the south, at an alternative that

might afford us the opportunity to have an authentic

experience. He also advised us that there was no

fruit in the Tuamotus (nothing but coconut palms and

low scrub grow in the infertile coral soils) and if we

wanted to make fast friends we should bring a lot of

fruit. So we did: We loaded up with about a hundred

pounds of pamplemouse and a bunch of limes, both of

which keep quite well.



Raroia has one noteworthy event in it’s history: It

was where Thor Heyerdahl and company made their

landfall (actually crashed on the reef) marking the

end of the Kon Tiki expedition which gave some

substantiation to Thor’s theory that Polynesia was

settled by South American peoples using balsa rafts.

While waiting for transport, Thor and company spent

some time on the island, wrote about its customs, and

saved the life of a small boy who had an abscess on

his head using the raft’s medical kit and medical

advice received from a doctor in Los Angeles via

radio. Kon Tiki is a great adventure if you haven’t

read the book.



The Tuamotus, also known as The Dangerous Archipelago,

require careful navigation and acute seamanship so

that one does not make landings in the fashion of Kon

Tiki or the countless other wrecks that dot the

atolls. The atolls are all low-lying, visible only

from within about ten miles, and surrounded by

precipitous reefs. Getting off the beaten path raises

the stakes.



The first danger of the atolls, knowing where they are

and not running into them, has been largely

ameliorated by GPS. People just didn’t travel these

islands for pleasure back in the days of sextants and

dead reckoning, so up until about ten years ago. The

second danger of the atolls, locating and transiting

the pass into the lagoon, is alive and well. An

atoll, being a large ring of coral with a lagoon

inside, usually has just one or two passes, or breaks

in the ring large enough for a boat to get through.

In the case of Raroia, it has just one pass, meaning

that when the tide goes in or out all the water from

an 18 by 7 mile lagoon has to flow through a pass

about 400 yards wide, dotted with coral heads, shoals

and other obstructions. Everything I read strongly

cautioned in favor of transiting the pass at slack

tide when there is no current.



Being our first pass transit, we approached cautiously

at sunrise after standing off for several hours in the

dark. GPS made it easy to pick which break in the

palm trees was the pass. We were met with an amazing

smell of tropical flowers blowing off the island after

our five day passage. We neared the pass and saw the

whole waterworks in action: Between two Blue

Lagoon-esque, palm-fringed, white sand motus (small

islands) flowed a torrent so horrifying as to shiver

me timbers. A six to eight knot current rocketed the

water into the narrow part of the pass where it formed

into six to eight foot RAPIDS. Giant breaking waves.

A class five river-running adventure. To run the pass

in these conditions would be suicide, like taking a

cruising sailboat down the Snake River at high water.



Needless to say, we cooled our heels for a few hours

until slack tide, at which point we transited the pass

without incident with Felix up the mast and Tom on the

bow looking for coral heads.



Having seen a pass in action, I understood why the

tide is so important with entering or leaving an

atoll. You have windows of about 20 minutes a few

times a day to transit the pass. Other times you

would either be swimming a losing course against a

violent current or sucked in or out like a toilet bowl

to be rocked in the rapids or thrown into a coral

head. Fun stuff.



We anchored near the village among the coral heads and

waving palms and later went in to meet some of the

friendliest and most generous people in the world.

The first people we saw, four old coots sitting around

drinking beer, immediately had us join them, served us

cold beers, gave us fish and offered to take us around

the atoll. One of the old guys, Rango, was the boy

who Thor Heyerdahl’s team had saved in the ‘40s. He

even let us touch his scar. We gave him our old copy

of Kon Tiki, which he was delighted to receive. There

were pictures of Raroia from the ‘40s from which Rongo

and the other duffers could pick out long-dead

mothers, fathers, aunts and grandparents. They didn’t

have a copy of Kon Tiki on the island.



We became fast friends with Rongo, Tahutu, Enrico, and

well, we just never got some of their names straight.

But they never got ours quite right either.

Conversation was a blend of Puamotu, French and

English. For them, French was a second language that

some didn’t speak very well. Our French is coming

along, but it’s still pathetic. After about five days

the gentlemen gave us Polynesian names and started

referring to us as brothers. It was very sincere and

very touching. The trident bond of our friendship

was:



1. Drinking

2. Music

3. Loathing the French



The drinking was a daily affair. You could not walk

by the house (impossible to miss since it is the

gateway to a village of 75 habitants) without getting

a beer or a glass of wine shoved in your hand. “Wait,

I’m just trying to use the phone.” “Let me just drop

off the garbage and I’ll come right back.” No,

imbibing was to take place on the spot without delay

and without excuses.



The music was the best part. One day a trough or

something blew through the area. There was some rain

followed by a night of the most amazing stillness.

The lagoon took on the look of a mountain lake without

a single ripple. The supply boat came that day so

everyone was loaded up with goodies like beer, wine

and chicken, a rare delicacy on the high seas. The

guys brought out their ukuleles and we brought our

guitars. They taught us some of their songs, but we

mostly listened to them and occasionally offered up an

American song. We did a duet of the Grateful Dead’s

Truckin that brought the house down. Each one of the

guys had an amazing voice. They would bang out these

Polynesian songs, pegging the incredibly high notes

every time. Tahutu, without a red tooth left in his

head, nothing but gums, had a voice that would break

your heart. I think he had been a working musician in

Tahiti at some point.



The loathing of the French is a bit tricky. We have

had nothing but great experiences with the continental

French who live and work in French Polynesia. They

have been a delightful combination of Gaelic charm

combined with Polynesian generosity. I have even gone

so far as to make the generalization that all French

outside of Paris are great. But to be Polynesian, it

seems one must hate the French and curse them at every

turn. It is very obvious to me that the standard of

living would be much lower without the French. The

infrastructure is amazing for such out-of-the-way

places. Every village has street lights. Every

village with more than 100 people has a phone. Supply

boats come regularly and everyone seems well taken

care of. Most of these places, especially the

Marquesas and the Tuamotus would be remote,

subsistence living kinds of places. Subsistence

living kinds of places don’t look as nice as these

places do.



The people of Raroia have special justification to

hate the French since the French blew up over 160

nuclear bombs on Mururoa, just 150 miles away, the

final one being in 1996 when internal an international

pressure got the better of them. And they sold their

fishing rights to the Taiwanese.



People are fairly prosperous on Raroia because of the

budding black pearl industry which was started as a

government program years ago. Many of the islanders

spend their days gently prying open oysters to seed

them with a little ball which may become an oyster in

14 years.



Our hosts’ generosity knew no bounds. The

aforementioned drinking was apropos at all hours and

for all occasions. But they fed us too: Often it was

chicken, which must be brought by boat and is very

expensive. The beer is $35 per case, and they fed us

several cases. They would never let us go back to the

boat empty handed. They would always give us some

fish or chicken to take home for our next meal. You

had to be really careful what you said. In their

society if you say ‘hey, nice sunglasses’ the person

will turn around and give them to you, and if you

reject the gift you are insulting them.



I fear that this kindness and generosity will be dead

with the next generation. We had definitely hooked up

with the old guard. All these men were in their 60s.

The younger people around the village, while friendly,

didn’t have that ‘welcome to our paradise, weary sea

voyager’ kind of attitude. They listen to rap and

rock, watch western TV shows, and probably see city

life in Papeete regularly. Perhaps I’m wrong and it

is village elders’ job to entertain visiting

dignitaries while the young look on.



Then there was the fishing. Tahutu picked us up one

afternoon at the boat, doorstep service, and took us

out through the pass. We killed it. We landed five

large animals totaling over 250 pounds of yellowfin

tuna in about two hours. Each time we landed one,

Tahutu would grin his big toothless grin and laugh:

Heh, heh, heh! We weren’t sure at the time whether

this was the normal catch or something extraordinary.

As it turned out, that was some pretty ripe fishing

for Raroia. Tahutu wanted to get us out there again

the next day. We were using the trick store-bought

lures from California and his were home-grown, so

maybe ours impressed the fish. The village was now

stocked with fish and we had contributed in the day’s

work.



The bender that night was memorable. That was the

night we got the Polynesian names and they called us

‘brothers.’ One old guy and I, by my misfortune of

sitting next to him at the table, had some sort of

bonding experience that I had to endure for hours and

he probably didn’t remember the next day: Over and

over he would slap me on the back and say, “Otre

personne…..blah blah blah, dah dah dah, dee dee dee!

mois vous…de la coer! Mon frer!” (Other people are

all talk, but you have heart, my brother!). I didn’t

want to break the news to him that he was mistaking my

strong silence for sincerity because I didn’t speak

French. Otherwise I would have babbled all night.



The next time we went fishing, Tahutu brought along

two younger guys: Alphonse we had met before. He was

the village mahu, amember of ‘Polynesia’s third sex.’

He somewhat of a cross-dresser and extremely

effeminate. The other guy, Pierre, was new. Once

again the sign language and mixed Puamotan, French and

English were comical at times. Tom, Felix and I hit

it off well with the three islanders and had a nice

day on the water.



On the way out we would drag either Alphonse or Pierre

from the bow of the boat wearing a mask, while we

stood by with a large spear gun with a long coil of

heavy line, a large float and another large hook that

looked like it would be used in a meat packing plant.

On the way out they didn’t find what they were looking

for and we couldn’t figure out what it was. All we

could understand was that it was a tense business,

whatever they were doing, and that there was an

eminent danger of shark attack if they managed to

harpoon this creature.



We gave up on that business and went out in the ocean

to kill fish. We didn’t do quite as well this time,

but caught a mess of some sort of Tuna and they seemed

happy.



We headed back toward the island and resumed the

man-dragging along the reef. We were very curious at

this point. The worst occurred to us; that they might

be going after a sea turtle. Some more questioning

revealed that they were indeed trying to catch a

‘tortu.’ We watched on and hoped they would be

unsuccessful. Moments later there was some big

excitement. Aphonse handed the spear, float and line

to Pierre. Pierre swam off, dove, and surfaced

yelling and motioning. He had speared a sea turtle.

Uh, parlez-vous Endangered Species Act of 1984?



The turtle pulled the float under and there was a mad

scramble to ready the other spear. Pierre went down

again to deliver the coup de gras. Alphonse went in

after him and the two of them came swimming up with

the skewered beast. Tahutu and Felix wrenched 200

pounds of squirming, gasping, bleeding endangered

species over the gunnel and into the boat. I was

horrified. It was the biggest thing I had ever seen

killed and the only non-fish. I couldn’t tell what

species of sea turtle it was, nor did I want to know.

I believed they were all protected, but only four

species were endangered. The poor thing gasped and

dragged itself around the floor a while. It didn’t

bleed much, but the two spear-holes in it’s neck did

not look good.



It tasted like chicken. Just kidding, we never ate

any.



There was no way we could have interfered. We were

out fishing in their boat watching them do what they

and their forbears have done for thousands of years.

This was food for the village and meddling was just

not an option. Being indigenous Pacific islanders,

perhaps it was even legal for them to whack a sea

turtle, much the way the Eskimos are allowed to

harpoon a whale from time to time. Or so we tried to

rationalize to ourselves.



I went to the sea turtle center in Mazunte, Mexico

last year where they breed sea turtles for

reintroduction to the wild. The also have specimens

of all but one of the nine species in tanks to view in

all their majesty. I learned all the sea turtle

protection propaganda. And here I looked on as this

poor beast gasped. Felix asked me if it felt good to

think that maybe this was one of the turtles that the

Mazunte center had freed into the wild. I told him I

would sleep better at night thinking it was the one in

ten thousand who survives in nature from egg to year

one; the one whose egg isn’t stolen or eaten in the

ground, who isn’t picked off by a frigate bird making

that fateful first dash from the nest to the water’s

edge, or isn’t gulped down by a shark upon first

setting flipper in the ocean.



We rationalized all afternoon. It wasn’t people like

this who were responsible for the endangerment of sea

turtles. They are just feeding their village of less

than 75 people. Then the undeniable truths hit us.

First we read in the guidebook that all the species of

sea turtles are endangered, so there was no way that

our turtle was from a plentiful species. The second

undeniable truth was that we were definitely

accessories to the crime. We weren’t just onlookers.

We were out in the boat fishing with these guys and

turtle was what we caught. We coiled lines and handed

the spears to them. Felix even helped Tahutu pull him

into the boat. If the endangered species police had

come to make an arrest, we would have been hauled off

just as guilty as the others.



We decided it was time to move on just after Bastile

Day. We had a good tide for running the pass in the

afternoon and went in to say our goodbyes. The beer

and wine started flowing, the ukuleles came out and

Tahutu started playing the organ.



I had the most idyllic fifteen minutes of my life.

One of the younger guys, Feoa, was wearing an anklet

woven from palm fiber. I commented on it and in true

Raroia fashion he offered to give me one right away.

He lead me off to his house taking a way I had never

been. We walked along the waterfront, cutting through

peoples yards and being greeted right and left:

Bonjour! Bonjour! Then we came to the town’s

gathering area, where they pull the boats up and play

bocci ball on the grass. Again we were greeted by

smiling faces young and old. A little kid ran up to

me yelling “Aportez-moi, aportez-moi!” so I threw him

up on my shoulders. We got to Feoa’s house and took

off our shoes. He got the anklet and made a ceremony

of putting it on my leg, then giving me a black pearl

as another momento. These people work too hard and

have to little to be giving away the fruits of their

labors, but they are just fabulously generous.

Heading back through the village some of his friends

motioned us into their house. They were playing music

as well, but obviously practiced more than our

friends. We stayed for two songs performed by a

ukulele, two guitars, a woman shaking two spoons in a

bottle and everyone singing in perfect harmony. I

returned to Tom and Felix. “We don’t really have to

leave today if we don’t want to.”



Tahutu brought out his bon voyage presents for us too;

black pearls for each of us. We were touched. He

said they would make the women in Papeete amorous.



We spent another enjoyable evening playing music,

going to a dance and drinking with the boys. My

guitar and drum were somewhat the worse for wear, but

I was glad we stayed the night and left the next

morning for Makemo.



On the way we made cruising and fishing history by

hooking a sperm whale. I watched the thing following

us for a long time, then it made a close pass to the

stern, which made me nervous because sperm whales

occasionally ram sailboats for unknown reasons. Felix

yells ‘Hook up!’ Ah oh. Not good. No telling

whether the whale ate the lure or just accidentally

swam into it, but for a few seconds we had 40 tons of

whale on the end of our line; a whale that might get

angry about having a stainless steel hook in its

flesh; a hook tied to a line that lead right to us.

It jerked free. The hook was no longer a hook; more

of a fondue skewer.



We made an overnight passage to the eastern pass on

Makemo, this time getting bullish with my 85

horsepower diesel and powering in on an outgoing tide.

We used a phone for the fist time in six weeks.



Makemo has an eastern pass and a western pass with 26

miles of enclosed lagoon in between. We decided to

sail across the lagoon, a grand adventure of dodging

boat-killing coral heads. Tom and Felix traded off on

standing on the bow or going up the mast on lookout.

Most of the coral heads were clearly visible with only

a foot or so of water over them. They ranged from

coffee table size to football fields, but all rose out

of water that was over a hundred feet deep.

Occasionally there would be a boat killer, about four

feet deep, that we wouldn’t see until we were right on

it. A few times we had to pass so close that you

could have jumped from the boat to the coral head and

only gotten your ankles wet. As the day wore on the

light got bad. If the light is wrong you can’t see

the heads, so we stopped for the night mid-lagoon.

This was one of the most pristine places I have ever

been; a tropical motu with absolutely no evidence of

man.



The next morning we pressed on and made it to the

eastern pass, only to see it doing that deadly rapid

thing. The eastern pass was only about 30 yards wide.

We anchored in what looked like a protected cove only

to find it was a minefield of coral heads. We got the

anchor chain horribly tangled. It took me hours of

manual labor 30 feet underwater to undo the mess. We

transited the pass and headed for our next and final

atoll in the Tuamotus, Fakarava.



On the way to Fakarava we had the worst weather in

which I have sailed. We sailed most of the night

under jib and jigger, that’s right, jib and jigger,

until we got to the most horrifying pass entrance yet.

The pass faced the wind and the swell, so in addition

to being exceptionally narrow, in addition to the six

foot rapids, it had 8 foot waves breaking on either

side of it and a 35 knot wind pushing us in. Once we

got to a certain point, there was no turning back. I

braced my feet in the cockpit like a gunfighter,

floored the engine and careened us through a roller

coaster ride of broaching on waves and rapids while

barely moving forward against the current in a light

rain and menacing sky. The proper soundtrack for the

occasion would definitely have been Vogner’s Ride of

the Vakyries. It brought to mind a phrase I coined

while windsurfing over coral heads: You fall, you

die. If the engine conked out, it the rudder broke,

if the captain had a seizure it would be game over,

right then and there. But the engine didn’t conk out,

the rudder didn’t break and the captain didn’t have a

seizure. We powered on into the lagoon, breathed a

sigh of relief and dropped anchor in one of our most

beautiful places yet.



I took advantage of the strong winds and rigged up the

short board for windsurfing in the lagoon. The

snorkeling was amazing, but I had my first shark

encounter. Tom and I dinghied to a great spot with

some amazingly clear water. We saw a four foot black

tip shark. Cute. We chased it around until it tired

of us and swam off. Then a few minutes later I saw

Mr. Big. I think he was just curious, but perhaps

territorial. He came within six feet of me. I

motioned to Tom. Mr. Big and I played a little game

of ring around the rosey with a coral head. For a

second I lost sight of him and hoped that when I

looked around the coral head he would be gone. Nope,

still right there. I was prepared to climb up on the

coral head. At least I’d still have my body from the

knees up. Mr. Big made one more pass then swam off.

I never panicked, nor did I really think he was after

me, but that little voice inside said, “Now it’s time

to calmly exit the water.” I made a deliberate,

non-splashing beeline for the shore with Tom in tow.

When we got to shore and spoke it became apparent that

Tom never saw Mr. Big, only the little black tip. And

Mr. Big swam within ten feet of him. I thought he

acknowledged me when I motioned, but maybe he was just

fixing his mask. How big was the shark? Well let me

tell you, it keeps getting bigger every time I tell

this story.



We left Fakarava the next morning, having to be in

Papeete on July 23 to meet Larry, Cassandra and

Stephanie on the morning of the 24th. The weather

after leaving Fakarava made the weather coming into

Fakarava look like child’s play. We endured a night

of pretty bad stuff; big winds and big waves screaming

along under my smallest jib, double-reefed main and

mizzen. We had the hatches battened and washboards in

place. I took the first watch and was having fun

watching the enormous waves crash around us and the

rain pour down. There is a satisfaction in practicing

good seamanship and having it work. We had employed

the proper heavy weather tactics and the boat seemed

to be happy. Then some of the big waves started

crashing on the boat, breaking things, and going

inside the boat. I wasn’t having fun any more. We

lost some gear and sustained some damage on the aft

deck, which was getting that tangled sort of look. We

took one near knockdown that soaked the carpets inside

and threw everything that wasn’t individually tied

down. Namely, every book we had was thrown out of the

bookcases and soaked. How could every individual page

of my photo album get splashed? Miraculously, the

only injury was that Tom got hit in the head by the

metal buckle on a flying windsurfer harness. I now

understand the mechanics of such a roll: It’s not

that the wave just throws you to one side. It throws

you UP and to one side so things on the uphill side of

the boat get thrown, not just tipped, up and out, into

space and into whoever’s head is in the way.



So the fun was over. There was some lightning in the

mix as well, which always makes me nervous. It was a

tense night, but no real danger. Once again, the

satisfaction of practicing good seamanship and having

it work.



Arrival in Papeete was joyous. We saw about every

cruising boat I have met since I left California. We

ate out. We rode the bus. We wore shoes.



The next morning Larry, Cassandra and Stephanie

arrived at 7:00AM. I have spoken in the past about

the Sherpa Award; people who bring tons of goodies

from California on the plane. This was ridiculous.

You see, Stephanie, Larry and Cassandra’s friend, was

a last-minute addition to the trip. Stephanie is the

General Manager of the highest volume Trader Joe’s in

Southern California. They brought a Trader Joe’s

corporate care package: Hundreds of pounds of food.

Coolers full of crown rack of lamb and tri-tip, cases

of vintage wine, Crown Royal, half gallon of Absolut

vodka, hand-batch tequila, cans, packages, bags, jars

and bottles. It was enough food for the four of us

for the week, plus feeding and entertaining other

friends, plus enough to leave me with food for another

week. I don’t know how they got it all through

customs. The lamb, my God.



We had a nice week, but the weather turned on us. We

sailed over to Moorea, dropped the anchor in the

lagoon and tied to stern to a palm tree and surfed for

a day. Then we went around to the north side of the

island to be close to some other friends, Matt and

Kathy, who were honeymooning there. We enjoyed their

honeymoon suite for a day and had them out for

cocktails one night.



At about 10:00 they decided it was time to go back to

their honeymoon suite. I took just the two of them so

that we could trim for speed during the mile and a

half dinghy ride through the lagoon. There is a

channel, about 30 feet wide, blasted through the coral

heads and marked by white poles about every hundred

yards. If you lose the poles and go out of the

channel, bad news. The giddy honeymoon girl was

drunk.



What started as a tropical shower turned into a

downpour which turned into a tempest. We were all

soaked to the skin and freezing. I was losing the

white poles in the rain while trying to play the role

of the competent captain: “Just a little rain, nothing

to worry about.” As we neared their five star

bungalows we were seriously cold: “I think I better

come in for a drink!” You could see the columns of

water running off the thatched roofs, behind which

were air conditioned comfort, white linens and mints

on pillows. I pulled the dinghy under a low foot

bridge and into the hotel lagoon; a place where

honeymooners wade and frolic by day and where they

would probably arrest me for bringing my dinghy. We

tied off to a lounge chair and minutes later we were

taking hot showers, drinking hot tea and watching CNN.

I hadn’t seen TV in three months. It was Joan Rivers

as a guest on Larry King. She has had so much plastic

surgery that we kept thinking the TV was distorted.



I couldn’t impose on their honeymoon all night, so I

went back out into the lagoon in the dark by myself.

Matt gave me a dry shirt. I got lost again in the

dark but eventually made it back to the boat. There

is this false sense of security: We’re inside the

lagoon. What’s the worst that could happen? Pretty

bad things, actually. It’s a good thing I got back to

the boat when I did because the worst storm yet kicked

up around midnight. We set two anchors and were up

all night. Several boats dragged that night, one onto

the reef. The wind sustained 40 knots with gusts up

to 60. Near Condesa the wind was actually picking up

sea water off the surface and blasting it in a thick

cloud.



So Larry, Cass and Stephanie got a little taste of

everything.



They left yesterday and I’m alone on the boat for the

first time in ten months. Papeete will be home for

the month of August and I should be checking email

regularly. Write or just show up.



-Clark
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